Sorry

It appears as if the invasion was called off. The aliens must have seen the vigilant planning we were putting in place (ie loading our guns and pre-impregnating our women folk).

Our flag has never seemed so glorious as when I woke this morning to find that the aliens had not invaded. 

God bless our guns as well as our freedom!

INVASION

They are coming!  I just saw this through my mega-zoom big lots telescope. We only have a matter of hours before the invasion occurs. Kiss your loved ones and load your guns. The time of reckoning is upon us!

We know the government will not protect us and Hollywood has proven to us over the years that these creatures do not come in peace ... They come to enslave us and drain us of our water and then impregnate our women folk. 

WE CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN!

I like my water and no one is going to enslave me!!!!!!